Wednesday, July 18, 2012

FTDF Stage 16 - Voeckler Vomits Up Another Victory

So Tommy V won again today. It was an impressive ride, but I don't really approve of Tommy, and he's not in my team, so let's hear no more about him and his stupid face.


No, the big news came out of the rest day yesterday, when we discovered that Frank Schleck had produced an "adverse analytical finding" for Xipamide. Now Xiapamide won't help you win any races, (it certainly hasn't helped Frank this year) but it can help you piss out drugs that do. Then again, it is pretty easy to detect, and Frank is claiming that he has been poisoned - possibly because he's complained about not getting paid recently - we'll see how well that excuse flies with CAS, I suspect it'll go down as well as the tainted meat excuse. And I don't like to point the finger, but there was that time that Frank paid Dr. Fuentes a bunch of money for "training plans".


Onto the mini-league then, and another day ontop for Return of Reflex. Looking down the team, the Reflex boys are all quality, but Hincapie? Really Carl? I think you'll find his points earning years are well behind him, and Evans's bad day today could cost some end-of-Tour points.  

MINI LEAGUE SCORES

Tour De Pance

RankTeamDirecteurScore
1Return of ReflexKarl5472
2Flamin` nadgersAndrew Windrum5248
3Bile BeansVestan Pance5242
4temple of FROOMETom4836
5ENRICO 666Erik Mortier4530
6TheFastMenOnBikes Part II:THE SEQWHEEL!Teagan4454
7Hell of the NorthVincent Lavallee4416
8TEAM ITV4Andrew Danson4414
9RaboBradBrad4346
10Drews Riders Using Genuine SupplementsDrew Stephenson4323
11The CharmersCraigatron4213
12Its Sky TimeMark4208
1315Joe Danson4185
14Cejay`s VanguardCejay4183
15Rouleurstdm9114056
16Velo raptorsWarwick Anderson4048
17Evil ChanbotsDanny Chan3984
18Team AwesomenessWilliam MacKenzie3696
19Crazy Uncle VinceBaby Lavallee3599
20To Infinity and BeyondNick Cuthbert3496
21Ned`s BoysElizabeth MacKenzie3456
22The HopalongsDave3382
23Mungo CyclingMungo3313
2410 minute teamdspeck3250
25Haxby Group PharmacyRichard Harrison3219
26Ph.DizzlesBen3164
27Marmite MenAlasdair MacKenzie2724
28Dexter`s Midnight Wheelersnoj2659
29Looking Good in LycraCatherine Windrum2464
30SmugblokesMark Philo2062

Stage 17 is short and sweet. It will be the last chance for any of the climbers to gain any time Wiggins, but given how strong Sky have been looking, I don't rate their chances.



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