Giro 2017 Stage 17 - Rolland Rolls Across Land

It seems like the world and his dog made it into the break today - except for any Bile Beans of course. There were 40 odd blokes up the road at one point, but in the end, Pierre Rolland showed his spunk and took the win.

With the retirement of Thomas Voeckler, there's a vacancy for 'French Rider Vestan Irrationally Hates' and for a while Rolland was in the running. By all accounts though, the boy done good today. And besides, I think we are all agreed that Nacer Bouhanni is a much bigger bellend.

A nice little points haul for chemical kingpin Richard Harrison on today's stage. Meanwhile, at the other end of the table there's fuck all points for the Bile Beans.

• Overall - Stage 1 - Stage 2 - Stage 3 - Stage 4 - Stage 5 - Stage 6 - Stage 7 - Stage 8 -Stage 9 - Stage 10 (ITT) - Stage 11 - Stage 12 - Stage 13 - Stage 14 - Stage 15 - Stage 16- Stage 17 - Stage 18 - Stage 19 - Stage 20 - Stage 21 (ITT) - Final

• 
  296 points

  Fulford Pharmacy @ Broadway Post Office

  Richard Harrison
• 
  241 points

  Watt Watt Watt

  Oliver Wilkens
• 
  214 points

  Mungo Cycling

  Mungo
• 
  198 points

  Placebolytes

  Warwick Anderson
• 
  167 points

  Team Worm

  Stephen Wormald
• 
  142 points

  ENRICO 666

  Eric Mortier
• 
  124 points

  KLOEFEKAPPERS FC

  Jan Van Belleghem
• 
  89 points

  Smugblokes

  Mark Philo
• 
  67 points

  Dudes riding using genuine supplements

  Drew Stephenson
• 
  59 points

  Chanbots

  Evil Dr Chan
• 
  48 points

  Bile Beans

  Vestan Pance

Continuing a good run at the top of the overall, it's Enrico 666.

• Overall - Stage 1 - Stage 2 - Stage 3 - Stage 4 - Stage 5 - Stage 6 - Stage 7 - Stage 8 -Stage 9 - Stage 10 (ITT) - Stage 11 - Stage 12 - Stage 13 - Stage 14 - Stage 15 - Stage 16- Stage 17 - Stage 18 - Stage 19 - Stage 20 - Stage 21 (ITT) - Final

• 
  4057 points

  ENRICO 666

  Eric Mortier
• 
  4011 points

  Watt Watt Watt

  Oliver Wilkens
• 
  3938 points

  Mungo Cycling

  Mungo
• 
  3822 points

  Chanbots

  Evil Dr Chan
• 
  3691 points

  Fulford Pharmacy @ Broadway Post Office

  Richard Harrison
• 
  3681 points

  Bile Beans

  Vestan Pance
• 
  3483 points

  Team Worm

  Stephen Wormald
• 
  3342 points

  Smugblokes

  Mark Philo
• 
  3299 points

  Dudes riding using genuine supplements

  Drew Stephenson
• 
  3289 points

  Placebolytes

  Warwick Anderson
• 
  3183 points

  KLOEFEKAPPERS FC

  Jan Van Belleghem

Stage 18 looks like a tricky one. I hope Dumoulin can keep his shit together.