Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Fantasy Vuelta: Vestan's Rider Roundup

Hello everyone.  I don’t know about you, but I recently got an email from George at Velogames, telling me that it’s Fantasy Vuelta time.  I know you’re probably suffering from post-Olympic withdrawal, so what better way to cheer yourself up, than to pick a team and follow your boys on their merry way around Spain?  It may be the ginger-stepchild of the Grand Tours, but the Vuelta is still a good race, and there’s a quality field this year.  Seeing as no-one in Spain has a job these days, the crowds could be big too.

I like to play my cards close to my chest, but in a break with tradition, and to help out those of you who don’t know who the fuck some of these guys are, here’s my form guide to every single rider on the Fantasy Tour start sheet.  But please bear in mind that I don’t know who the fuck some of these guys are either.

All Rounders
Alberto CONTADOR
Team Saxo Bank
24
He's back from his 2 year/a couple of months ban, what can he do? On the one hand, he's the best stage racer in the world by a mile. On the other hand, he's not had many race miles recently, as his ban only ended last week.
Christopher FROOME
Sky
18
The Froome-Dog was super strong at the Tour. Many would say he's a better climber than Wiggins, and he's no slouch against the clock either. It just depends on how tired he is after the Tour and Olympics, if he's still got good legs, then he should at least be able to repeat his second place of last year.
Denis MENCHOV
Katusha
16
Past it. Had a crappy Tour, and I can't see why the Vuelta should go any better. He's got a fair few skeletons in his cupboard as well, but has so far eluded a ban.
Robert GESINK
Rabobank
16
I like Robert. He can climb, but he does have a habit of always falling off, making him a risky pick.
Juan Jose COBO
Movistar
14
To say Cobo is inconsistent would be putting it mildly. He's not showed any form yet this year, but you could've said the same thing about him last year, and he won.
Alejandro VALVERDE
Movistar
14
He's not had much success in Grand Tours since he stopped keeping spare bags of blood in a garage. He might be good for a stage win or two.
Rigoberto URAN
Sky
12
Riggy should be up there with the big boys on the climbs. Looked good at the Giro, but had some off days, and may have to do a lot of work for Froome.
Thomas DE GENDT
Vacansoleil
12
He's a dark horse. His ride in the last week of the Giro was quality and he finished 3rd overall. He might find himself a marked man though.
Arnold JEANNESSON
FDJ - BigMat
10
Some French dude. Vestan's 1st law of Fantasy Cycling, 'Never pick a Frenchie'*
Nicolas ROCHE
AG2R La Mondiale
8
Did a solid Tour ride and usually goes pretty well at the Vuelta, but he's usually a top 10 kind of guy, and never really earns as many points as you think he will
Maxime MONFORT
Radioshack - Nissan
8
May quite possibly be French, but had a pretty good Tour. Suffered on the big climbs though, and his team is a shambles

Climbers
Joaquím RODRÍGUEZ
Katusha
18
We all like J-Rod. He's a punchy climber for sure. And he doesn't suck at time trialing as much as he used to
Jurgen VAN DEN BROECK
Lotto - Belisol
18
Fourth in the Tour ain't bad. Should do well if he stays out of trouble
Igor ANTON
Euskaltel
14
Looked to have a top finish in the bag in 2010, then he crashed. He sucked in 2011, not done much this season either
Bauke MOLLEMA
Rabobank
14
Another plucky Dutchman. Bauke did well for me at the Vuelta last year, 4th overall and the points jersey. Crashed in the Tour (like most of Rabobank) and he hasn't had good results since
Damiano CUNEGO
Lampre - ISD
10
The Little Prince' might be good for a stage win, hasn't done well on GC in several years though
Nairo QUINTANA
Movistar
10
Quite the up and coming climber, could go well. He rode away from the mighty Team Sky at the Dauphine
Sergio HENAO
Sky
10
Sky Columbian youngster showed his talent at the Giro. Should be up there with the big boys on the climbs
John GADRET
AG2R La Mondiale
8
Baldy French Climber' Gadret didn't really repeat his Giro success of 2011. Maybe he'll show something at the Vuelta. I wouldn't expect to see him burying himself to help Roche
David MONCOUTIE
Cofidis
8
He's won the Vuelta mountains jersey a ton of times. He's getting a bit long in the tooth now though
Daniel MORENO
Katusha
8
Handy, but will probably be working for J-Rod
Dario CATALDO
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
8
Handy, but will probably be working for VDB
Juan Manuel GARATE
Rabobank
8
Handy, but will probably be working for Gesink
Tiago MACHADO
Radioshack - Nissan
8
Handy, should be working for himself, as he might be looking for a new team soon
Gustavo CESAR
Andalucia
6
Who?
Fredrik KESSIAKOFF
Astana
6
Astana's best hope for GC. Could earn a few points
Egor SILIN
Astana
6
Who?
Przemyslaw NIEMIEC
Lampre - ISD
6
Who?
Beñat INTXAUSTI
Movistar
6
Not bad, but likely to be on domestique duties
Vasili KIRYIENKA
Movistar
6
He's not won a Grand Tour stage yet this year, and he's usually good for one. Probably on a tough day in the mountains, so points aplenty
Laurens TEN DAM
Rabobank
6
Hard as nails, but will be riding for others

Sprinters
Jose Joaquin ROJAS
Movistar
12
A good sprinter, but didn't do much at the Tour against the really big boys this year
Daniele BENNATI
Radioshack - Nissan
12
He used to be the man, but that was several years ago. I can't remember the last time he won a sprint
John DEGENKOLB
Argos - Shimano
8
The young German is fast for sure, and he should get some chances as team-mate Kittel isn't riding
Angel VICIOSO
Katusha
8
Not bad, but he's never had a big win
Francisco Jose VENTOSO
Movistar
8
Maybe faster than Rojas on the flat finishes, not so good uphill though
Matti BRESCHEL
Rabobank
8
A handy classics rider, but not really one for a bunch gallop
Ben SWIFT
Sky
8
He's no Cav, but Swifty is pretty quick. Not sure he'll get much of a leadout though
Manuel BELLETTI
AG2R La Mondiale
6
Maybe a few top 5'S? I dunno
Leonardo DUQUE
Cofidis
6
Maybe a few top 5'S? I dunno
Murilo FISCHER
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
The man Garmin bring when Tyler Farrar isn't available
Allan DAVIS
GreenEdge
6
One of the GreenEdgers might be up there a few times, but which one? Buggered if I know.  This isn't the same Allan Davis as the curly haired guy off of QI
Julian DEAN
GreenEdge
6
One of the GreenEdgers might be up there a few times, but which one? Buggered if I know
Gert STEEGMANS
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
6
The man OPQ bring when Tom Boonen isn't available
Everyone Else
Philippe GILBERT
BMC
8
Pip needs a good ride to save his crappy season, he's got his eye on the Worlds, so will be having a go
Romain SICARD
Euskaltel
8
He totally pissed on everyone at the U23 Worlds a few years ago, but not done anything much since
Christophe LE MEVEL
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
8
Garmin normally manage to sneak a rider into the top 10 on GC, this year I think it will be Le Mevel
Pieter WEENING
GreenEdge
8
Solid climber, getting on a bit
Pablo LASTRAS
Movistar
8
A stage winner before, might get another
Kevin DE WEERT
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
8
Who? On a good team and costs 8 points. He's probably pretty good.
Sergio PAULINHO
Team Saxo Bank
8
Most likely working for Bertie
Johnny HOOGERLAND
Vacansoleil
8
GoJohnnyGoGoGoGo. I'm sure we all have a soft spot for Johnny, especially after that whole barbed-wire-fence-arse thing. If he's on form he'll be attacking and earning the points. I've no idea what his form is like though
Maxime BOUET
AG2R La Mondiale
6
French
Blel KADRI
AG2R La Mondiale
6
French up and comer. Could get in a break or 2
Lloyd MONDORY
AG2R La Mondiale
6
French
Rinaldo NOCENTINI
AG2R La Mondiale
6
Was once the next big thing in France, but like most next big French riders hasn't delivered
Christophe RIBLON
AG2R La Mondiale
6
French
Jesus ROSENDO
Andalucia
6
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Koen DE KORT
Argos - Shimano
6
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Tom DUMOULIN
Argos - Shimano
6
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Johannes FROHLINGER
Argos - Shimano
6
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Simon GESCHKE
Argos - Shimano
6
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Alexsandr DYACHENKO
Astana
6
Astana normally have some quality riders. This guy might be one of them
Enrico GASPAROTTO
Astana
6
Won Amstel Gold this year, so isn't crap
Andrey KASHECHKIN
Astana
6
Classy, but never really lands a big win
Kevin SEELDRAYERS
Astana
6
I quite like Kevin, he's done some good rides, but is a bit hit and miss. When I pick him for my team, he's usually miss
Paolo TIRALONGO
Astana
6
Did well in the Giro early on, then faded away
Andrey ZEITS
Astana
6
Astana normally have some quality riders. This guy might be one of them
Alessandro BALLAN
BMC
6
A classy rider, I wouldn't bet against him getting a stage win
Brent BOOKWALTER
BMC
6
Good TT rider, like a less talented Teejay Van Garderen
Klaas LODEWYCK
BMC
6
Quality I'm sure, but BMC haven't exactly been stunning this season
Amaël MOINARD
BMC
6
Quality I'm sure, but BMC haven't exactly been stunning this season
Steve MORABITO
BMC
6
Quality I'm sure, but BMC haven't exactly been stunning this season
Mauro SANTAMBROGIO
BMC
6
Quality I'm sure, but BMC haven't exactly been stunning this season
Andre Fernando CARDOSO
Caja Rural
6
Small team boy, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Manuel Antonio CARDOSO
Caja Rural
6
Small team boy, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
David DE LA FUENTE
Caja Rural
6
Used to be pretty handy, seems to be a on a small team these days
Aitor GALDOS
Caja Rural
6
Small team boy, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Egoitz GARCIA
Cofidis
6
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Luis Angel MATE
Cofidis
6
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Nico SIJMENS
Cofidis
6
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Mikel LANDA
Euskaltel
6
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
Amets TXURRUKA
Euskaltel
6
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
Gorka VERDUGO
Euskaltel
6
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
William BONNET
FDJ - BigMat
6
French
Rémi PAURIOL
FDJ - BigMat
6
French
Dominique ROLLIN
FDJ - BigMat
6
French
Geoffrey SOUPE
FDJ - BigMat
6
French
Benoït VAUGRENARD
FDJ - BigMat
6
French
Koldo FERNANDEZ
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
Fast in a sprint, could earn a few points if he gets some top 10s
Michel KREDER
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
Solid Garmin, might do well, might fall off
Thomas PETERSON
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
Solid Garmin, might do well, might fall off
Sébastien ROSSELER
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
Solid Garmin, might do well, might fall off
Andrew TALANSKY
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
The young American has done some great rides in shorter stage races this year. Is he ready for a 3 week tour though
Sep VANMARCKE
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
6
A quality Classics rider with a handy sprint. Might get a stage?
Mitchell DOCKER
GreenEdge
6
Who? A 6 pointer though, so might be handy
Pavel BRUTT
Katusha
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Xavier FLORENCIO
Katusha
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Petr IGNATENKO
Katusha
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Alberto LOSADA
Katusha
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Morris POSSONI
Lampre - ISD
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Eros CAPECCHI
Liquigas - Cannondale
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Daniele RATTO
Liquigas - Cannondale
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Cristiano SALERNO
Liquigas - Cannondale
6
Not bad, but I'd spend my credits elsewhere
Adam HANSEN
Lotto - Belisol
6
One of Greipels lead-out train. Might try his luck in some of the sprints
Vicente REYNES
Lotto - Belisol
6
I don’t know, maybe another lead-out guy?
Joost VAN LEIJEN
Lotto - Belisol
6
I don’t' know, maybe another lead-out guy?
Frederik WILLEMS
Lotto - Belisol
6
I don’t' know, maybe another lead-out guy?
Jonathan CASTROVIEJO
Movistar
6
Could be a dark horse, did good rides in the Olympic RR and TT. Also his name reminds me of Sweary Leeds Noiseniks, Castrovalva
Javier MORENO
Movistar
6
Might get some points. Might not
Serge PAUWELS
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
6
OPS have some quality riders. A stage win?
Jérôme PINEAU
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
6
OPS have some quality riders. A stage win?
Zdenek STYBAR
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
6
Former World Cyclocross champ, hasn't done quite so well on the road
Lars BOOM
Rabobank
6
Another crosser, and one who's got some form at the moment. He just won the Eneco Tour. Too many hills in the Vuelta for him, but he's a good bet for a stage
Jan BAKELANTS
Radioshack - Nissan
6
You're a good rider, but you're on a train-wreck of a team
Matthew BUSCHE
Radioshack - Nissan
6
You're a good rider, but you're on a train-wreck of a team
Linus GERDEMANN
Radioshack - Nissan
6
You're a good rider, but you're on a train-wreck of a team
Ben HERMANS
Radioshack - Nissan
6
You're a good rider, but you're on a train-wreck of a team
Juan Antonio FLECHA
Sky
6
John Antony Fletcher is always up for a breakaway
Ian STANNARD
Sky
6
GB National champion and hard as nails. Might go for a stage win
Jesus HERNANDEZ
Team Saxo Bank
6
A quality rider, but will most likely be grafting away for Alberto
Rafal MAJKA
Team Saxo Bank
6
A quality rider, but will most likely be grafting away for Alberto
Daniel NAVARRO
Team Saxo Bank
6
A quality rider, but will most likely be grafting away for Alberto
Benjamin NOVAL
Team Saxo Bank
6
A quality rider, but will most likely be grafting away for Alberto
Bruno PIRES
Team Saxo Bank
6
A quality rider, but will most likely be grafting away for Alberto
Sergey LAGUTIN
Vacansoleil
6
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky
Pim LIGTHART
Vacansoleil
6
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky
Rob RUIJGH
Vacansoleil
6
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky
Sylvain GEORGES
AG2R La Mondiale
4
French
Antonio CABELLO
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Juan Jose LOBATO
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Adrian PALOMARES
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Javier RAMIREZ
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Eloy RUIZ
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Jose Vicente TORIBIO
Andalucia
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time
Thomas DAMUSEAU
Argos - Shimano
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Alexandre GENIEZ
Argos - Shimano
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Thierry HUPOND
Argos - Shimano
4
Small team, will try and get in breaks for some camera time. Or maybe lead-out for Degenkolb
Assan BAZAYEV
Astana
4
Cheapest Astana rider, may still get the 'medical support' that the other riders get
Steven CUMMINGS
BMC
4
Used to be one of Wiggo's Lieutenants, back when Wiggo wasn't winning races
Yannick EIJSSEN
BMC
4
Who?
Danail ANDONOV PETROV
Caja Rural
4
Small team, 4 points, might get in a suicide break
Javier ARAMENDIA
Caja Rural
4
Small team, 4 points, might get in a suicide break
Hernani BROCO
Caja Rural
4
Small team, 4 points, might get in a suicide break
Marcos GARCIA
Caja Rural
4
Small team, 4 points, might get in a suicide break
Antonio PIEDRA
Caja Rural
4
Small team, 4 points, might get in a suicide break
Yohan BAGOT
Cofidis
4
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Florent BARLE
Cofidis
4
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Mickaël BUFFAZ
Cofidis
4
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Rudy MOLARD
Cofidis
4
Mmmm, I don't really fancy Cofidis. I'll wager you won't see much of this guy
Pierre CAZAUX
Euskaltel
4
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
Miguel MINGUEZ
Euskaltel
4
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
Juan Jose OROZ
Euskaltel
4
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
Iban VELASCO
Euskaltel
4
A Euskatel rider usually gets some points in at the Vuelta, but which one? I've no idea
David BOUCHER
FDJ - BigMat
4
French
Nacer BOUHANNI
FDJ - BigMat
4
French
Arnaud COURTEILLE
FDJ - BigMat
4
French
Johan VANSUMMEREN
Garmin - Sharp - Barracuda
4
Won Paris-Roubaix last year, not done much since
Simon CLARKE
GreenEdge
4
A 4 point GreenEdge rider? I wouldn't risk it
Cameron MEYER
GreenEdge
4
Former track boy. Fast in a short TT
Travis MEYER
GreenEdge
4
Former track boy. Fast in a short TT
Wesley SULZBERGER
GreenEdge
4
A 4 point GreenEdge rider? I wouldn't risk it
Daniel TEKLEHAYMANOT
GreenEdge
4
A 4 point GreenEdge rider? I wouldn't risk it
Gatis SMUKULIS
Katusha
4
Know nothing about. Has a cool name
Winner ANACONA
Lampre - ISD
4
I don't think so
Davide CIMOLAI
Lampre - ISD
4
I don't think so
Marco MARZANO
Lampre - ISD
4
I don't think so
Davide VIGANÒ
Lampre - ISD
4
Might be a reasonable sprinter. Then again I might be thinking of someone else
Mauro DA DALTO
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
Liquigas seem to have used up all their best riders at the Giro and Tour. Who's this?
Tiziano DALL'ANTONIA
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
Liquigas seem to have used up all their best riders at the Giro and Tour. Who's this?
Alan MARANGONI
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
Liquigas seem to have used up all their best riders at the Giro and Tour. Who's this?
Maciej PATERSKI
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
Liquigas seem to have used up all their best riders at the Giro and Tour. Who's this?
Cayetano Jose SARMIENTO
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
Liquigas seem to have used up all their best riders at the Giro and Tour. Who's this?
Elia VIVIANI
Liquigas - Cannondale
4
The name rings a bell. He might be one to watch, but I can't really remember
Bart DE CLERQ
Lotto - Belisol
4
Making up numbers for Lotto
Jens DEBUSSCHERE
Lotto - Belisol
4
Making up numbers for Lotto
Jurgen VAN DE WALLE
Lotto - Belisol
4
Making up numbers for Lotto
Dries DEVENYNS
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
4
OPS have some quality riders. A stage win?
Frantisek RABON
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
4
OPS have some quality riders. A stage win?
Kristof VANDEWALLE
Omega Pharma - QuickStep
4
OPS have some quality riders. A stage win?
Stef CLEMENT
Rabobank
4
Making up numbers for Rabobank
Grischa NIERMANN
Rabobank
4
Making up numbers for Rabobank
Dennis VAN WINDEN
Rabobank
4
Making up numbers for Rabobank
Laurent DIDIER
Radioshack - Nissan
4
Who? Best get yourself noticed, your team is going down the shitter
Markel IRIZAR
Radioshack - Nissan
4
Who? Best get yourself noticed, your team is going down the shitter
Lars Petter NORDHAUG
Sky
4
Good rider, cheap at 4 points, but will most likely be working for others
Danny PATE
Sky
4
Danny will be working hard, but not earning any points
Xabier ZANDIO
Sky
4
A good climber, but Sky will have better ones to look after
Nicki SØRENSEN
Team Saxo Bank
4
Will be doing donkey-work for Contador
Matteo TOSATTO
Team Saxo Bank
4
Will be doing donkey-work for Contador
Bertjan LINDEMAN
Vacansoleil
4
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky
Wouter MOL
Vacansoleil
4
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky
Frederik VEUCHELEN
Vacansoleil
4
Vacansoleil boys are usually up for getting in a break, maybe this one will get lucky

*except maybe Rolland, or Pinot, if they were riding – but they’re not



1 comment:

  1. But Mate, he's Luis Angel? And he has the best name in the peloton, that qualifies him for my team.
    Mini leagues set up yet?

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