There are few things in cycling more heartbreaking than watching someone’s plucky attack get caught just before the line. Unless of course that somebody is showboating bell-end Thomas Voeckler, and even then I was a bit sympathetic to his plight.
That’s racing though, and Oscar Gatto won the dash for the line as little Tommy’s legs gave out in the last few meters.
I was feeling pretty smug heading into the Dwars door Vlaanderen. I spent an embarrassingly long time checking out who was going to be riding the first 4 races. I was only going to be three riders light of a full squad, and I only used up one transfer. Things started to go wrong before the race even started though. Sylvain Chavanel decided not to start as he had a touch of the sniffles. Then my one transfer, Alex Dowsett came to grief during the race and banged up his knee – I hope he’s better for on Friday. Then none of my riders did very well at all, despite Ian Stannard being a big strong donkey for much of the race.
It was mostly low scores all-around in the league, but the Kloefekappers and Enrico 666 and did pretty nicely, thanks to an Oscar Gatto hunch. Also up there were the Evil Chanbots, but Danny used up a ton of transfers to field a full team and came away with little to show for it. So scores for the day.
Kloefekappers 47
Enrico 666 55
Chanbots 23
Mungo 19
Bile Beans 12
Rouleurs 6
Everyone else 0
And the overall, where the Kloefekappers are in the lead, Bile Beans are down to second, and Enrico 666 are close behind in third spot. I looked up Kloefekappers on a well known on-line translation service, which informed me it means "Kloefekappers". Thanks, well known on-line translation service, very helpful. Maybe it's because Flemish isn't an option, but I'll just have to take a wild guess that it means "Cloth Cappers".
Rank | Team | Directeur | Score | |
1 | KLOEFEKAPPERS | Jan Van Belleghem | 168 | |
2 | Bile Beans | Vestan Pance | 148 | |
3 | ENRICO 666 | Erik Mortier | 144 | |
4 | Evil Chanbots | Danny Chan | 129 | |
5 | Rouleurs | tdm911 | 119 | |
6 | synergy | Adrian Leggett | 110 | |
7 | Fulgas | Vincent Lavallee | 98 | |
8 | vicarious victors | eddy wu | 88 | |
9 | Mungo Cycling | Mungo | 73 | |
10 | Caffe Americano | Sherwood | 68 | |
11 | Bodged blaggards! | Warwick Anderson | 20 |
The fun continues on Friday with, E3 Harelbeke. And we should see a few more big names out on the roads, as Sagan, Cancellara and Boonen are all down on the start sheet after skipping the race today. I hear it might be cold and wet again. Time for some transfers?
Ballocks.
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