Vuelta Stage 8 - King Julian

Just the other day I was telling you all about how pleased I was to see some breakaways sticking at the Vuelta. Well, while I still admire the pluck of the breaks in the race this year, I would be more pleased if any of the fuckers were in my team. Today, (as on most days) they were not. Julian Alaphilippe was though.

Did you have Warren Barguil in your team? Well, not any more you don't, as he got sent home. There's no I in team, but there is one in Barguil.

Peter Sagan's Inflatable Pink Flamingo must be pumped about these Stage 8 scores.

• Overall - Stage 1 (TTT) - Stage 2 - Stage 3 - Stage 4 - Stage 5 - Stage 6 - Stage 7 - Stage 8 - Stage 9 - Stage 10 - Stage 11 - Stage 12 - Stage 13 - Stage 14 - Stage 15 - Stage 16 (ITT) - Stage 17 - Stage 18 - Stage 19 - Stage 20 - Stage 21 - Final

• 
  391 points

  Peter Sagan`s Inflatable Pink Flamingo

  delphiakid
• 
  374 points

  Chanbots

  Evil Dr Chan
• 
  213 points

  Dudes riding under gullible sponsorship

  Drew Stephenson
• 
  200 points

  Sean Kelly All Stars

  Patrick Hough
• 
  141 points

  KLOEFEKAPPERS FC

  Jan Van Belleghem
• 
  83 points

  ENRICO 666

  Eric Mortier
• 
  73 points

  Bile Beans

  Vestan Pance
• 
  71 points

  Lotto de Nobos

  Warwick Anderson
• 
  64 points

  Mungo Cycling

  Mungo
• 
  61 points

  Smugbloke

  Mark Philo
• 
  59 points

  Golden Lions wearing a red shirt

  Lisa

With 2 high scoring days, Peter Sagan's Inflatable Pink Flamingo is now starting to put Mungo under pressure.

• Overall - Stage 1 (TTT) - Stage 2 - Stage 3 - Stage 4 - Stage 5 - Stage 6 - Stage 7 - Stage 8 - Stage 9 - Stage 10 - Stage 11 - Stage 12 - Stage 13 - Stage 14 - Stage 15 - Stage 16 (ITT) - Stage 17 - Stage 18 - Stage 19 - Stage 20 - Stage 21 - Final

• 
  1831 points

  Mungo Cycling

  Mungo
• 
  1537 points

  Peter Sagan`s Inflatable Pink Flamingo

  delphiakid
• 
  1287 points

  KLOEFEKAPPERS FC

  Jan Van Belleghem
• 
  1283 points

  ENRICO 666

  Eric Mortier
• 
  1171 points

  Lotto de Nobos

  Warwick Anderson
• 
  1132 points

  Dudes riding under gullible sponsorship

  Drew Stephenson
• 
  1035 points

  Sean Kelly All Stars

  Patrick Hough
• 
  1026 points

  Smugbloke

  Mark Philo
• 
  1017 points

  Bile Beans

  Vestan Pance
• 
  1016 points

  Golden Lions wearing a red shirt

  Lisa
• 
  940 points

  Chanbots

  Evil Dr Chan

Stage 9 rages on as I type. If I were you, I wouldn't hold out much hope of me doing an update tonight, as the GOT season finale is on.