Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Vuelta Stage 10 - Tony Top in Tuesday's Time Trial

Fuck me if Tony Martin didn't go and win the time trial! What a huge surprise!  Whoda thought it?

Somewhat suprising was the poor TT performance from Chris Froome, who was expected make gains on most of his GC rivals, but he apparently started too fast and blew.


Also suprising, was Quintanna crashing hard, losing about 3 minutes and saying goodbye to the Red Jersey.  Most suprising of all was Alberto Contador finishing in fourth spot for the stage and taking the race lead.  I can only assume he has had some excellent medical support since he broke his leg at the Tour.


Time trial scores time, and a good showing from yesterday's losers, dudes riding using good substances, but not quite as good as Enrico666.

TEAM
DIRECTEUR
RANK
SCORE
Erik Mortier
1
224
drew
2
223
Richard Pinckney
3
219
Hutch
4
211
Evil Dr Chan
5
199
Mungo
6
186
Jan Van Belleghem
7
102
Trey
8
100
tdm911
9
97
Warwick Anderson
10
75
Vestan Pance
11
71
Mr Smug
12
66

Vuelta Stage 9 - Winner Wins

As my blog backlog clearing continues, it's time for Stage 9.  I know it was a while ago, but let's pretend like it just happened....

I've been waiting a while, but finally the tag-line that writes itself has come to pass, as Winner Anacona won a stage.  Plucky Colombian climbers are ten-a-penny these days, but it's the first big win I can recall for the plucky Colombian climber.  He's certainly a much better rider than his lesser know brother Loser Anacona.


As Anacona crossed the line, the GC rivals were slogging it out on the final climb.  Looking good were Contador and Quintanna, looking a bit worse were the Froome-Dog and Valverde.


Plucky Colombian climber Anacona missed out on the race lead by only 9 seconds, but in the end, the Red Jersey went to Plucky Colombian climber Quintanna.


Scores for the day reveal a good showing from the Froosers and a bad showing from dudes riding using good substances.

TEAM
DIRECTEUR
RANK
SCORE
Warwick Anderson
1
192
Trey
2
137
Evil Dr Chan
3
111
Erik Mortier
4
106
tdm911
5
105
Mr Smug
6
99
Hutch
7
98
Jan Van Belleghem
8
97
Mungo
9
73
Richard Pinckney
10
70
Vestan Pance
11
59
drew
12
48

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Vuelta Stage 8 - Bouhanni Best, Sagan Sighted

If you're after up-to-date cycling news, I suggest a cycling news site, like cyclingnews.  If however you're after a late round-up of Stage 8 of the Vuelta and it's impact on the Tour De Pance scores, then you've come to the right place.  So, it turned out that stage 8 was another one for the sprinters, with Nacer Bouhanni bagging another stage ahead of Michael Matthews.


And, surprisingly, not far behind at all was Peter Sagan, who finally scored a few points for the Bile Beans.


Not a terrible day for me then, but it still wasn't enough to help me get the better of Mungo (or the Rouleurs and Chanbots).

TEAM
DIRECTEUR
RANK
SCORE
Mungo
1
315
tdm911
2
311
Evil Dr Chan
3
307
Vestan Pance
4
294
Warwick Anderson
5
243
drew
6
236
Hutch
7
236
Jan Van Belleghem
8
207
Mr Smug
9
191
Trey
10
179
Richard Pinckney
11
170
Erik Mortier
12
106

I could go and work out how the overall scores looked after Stage 8, but it's too much trouble and I seem to recall the the Evil Dr Chan was still winning.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Vuelta Stage 7 - De Marchi Time

The observant amongst you may have noticed that Alessandro De Marchi has spent much of the summer up the road in breaks.  He always got caught before the finish line before, but today his persistence paid off and he won stage 7.


The Froome-Dog made another one of his frequent trips to the asphalt.  He may have some new scars to impress the chicks with, but he also managed to steal a few seconds over the other GC boys at the end of the stage.


New boys to the Tour De Pance peloton, Pincko Pro Cycling earned the most points for the stage....

TEAM
DIRECTEUR
RANK
SCORE
Richard Pinckney
1
391
Erik Mortier
2
363
Trey
3
276
drew
4
263
Vestan Pance
5
223
tdm911
6
219
Evil Dr Chan
7
219
Warwick Anderson
8
197
Mr Smug
9
177
Jan Van Belleghem
10
177
Hutch
11
160
Mungo
12
108

And the Evil Dr Chan is still reigning over us with his Chanbots in the overall.

TEAM
DIRECTEUR
RANK
SCORE
Evil Dr Chan
1
1920
Mungo
2
1644
tdm911
3
1550
Vestan Pance
4
1402
drew
5
1344
Warwick Anderson
6
1280
Hutch
7
1262
Erik Mortier
8
1226
Richard Pinckney
9
1223
Jan Van Belleghem
10
1128
Trey
11
1062
Mr Smug
12
930

As the weekend approaches, we should be in for some quality racing to keep us fans glued to the TV.